if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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