His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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