What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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