ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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