i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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