So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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