god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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