people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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