Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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