You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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