i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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