Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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