theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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