That's intense
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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