Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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