Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I deserve this hangover.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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