I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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