How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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