If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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