forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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