whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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