True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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