Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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