Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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