ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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