where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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