My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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