Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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