so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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