Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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