Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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