I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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