that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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