worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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