the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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