they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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