Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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