My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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