Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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