she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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