White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Text me some of your sweat
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