So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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