i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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