Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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