Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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