my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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