I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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