The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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