He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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