ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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