Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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