He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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