dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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