he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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